More cures for the faint of heart...

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Mark Poole
on December 15, 2005 at 3:48 PM TrackBacks (0) Comments (0)

I just couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. I realized today I must be suffering from a treatable medical condition known as papaphobia.

Defined as "the pope", each year this surprisingly common phobia causes countless people needless distress ... At some point in your past, there was likely an event linking the Pope and emotional trauma ... Train your mind to feel completely different about the Pope, eliminating the fear so it never haunts you again.

How much for this balm of Gilead you ask?

Working one-on-one with one of our team, with guaranteed lifetime elimination of Papaphobia. From $1497 and up.

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